My Dearest Husband,
I try very hard to be the kind of wife you can be proud of, but this week, I don't think that's going to happen.
It's very cold outside, and our hot water heater isn't doing the job that it should be. When I take a shower, by the time I get to my legs, it is just too cold to even attempt anything.
So, until we get a new hot water heater, or until it's not so cold outside anymore, you can just forget about seeing my legs bare of hair, and instead be thankful that I at least used the razor for my underarms.
Lovingly yours,
Michelle :)
6 comments:
GROSS!!! I so did not need to hear that.... :) but thank you.
you should heat water on your cute little stove, then spread a blanket in the middle of the living room. light a bunch of candles, turn down the lights, and let husband shave your legs. then...
OH WAIT! you have a toddler! maybe in about 17 more years...
The toddler is the main reason we can't turn up the temp on the existing sucky hot water heater!
Amanda, that is a disgusting visual. If Michelle's legs get like the forest mine do, the romance would be out the door once the hubby got a good look at the work ahead of him.
I think shaved armpits is a kindness to the world around us, especially the toddler who is likely to become entranced with the armpit stubbies.
After reading that I made sure I was all shaved before I left the house today. You have inspired me to be thankful to have that hot water and not dread shaving my legs! You just did my husband a favor.
J- Running away would be the nice thing to do... instead my husband would probably make a face, and them make comments... not nice.
A-I try to do all I can for your dear husband who needs all the help he can get! :)
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