Know the fastest way to get your house clean?
Invite someone to come over that you've never met before. If you already know the person you invite over, you won't clean, because they know you're lazy anyway. But if you don't know the person coming over very well, then they don't know that you're lazy and don't like to clean. So, you have to make a feeble attempt to look like you're not.
Of course, I think the dishes in the sink that didn't make it into the dishwasher before they got here probably gave me away.
2 comments:
Ha! We do the same thing. We've even tried to trick ourselves into thinking someone spectacularly worth impressing was coming over, but that doesn't work.
was this for us? ha! your house is always neat and orderly. you are such a goof.
and, duh. you have a POOL. we didn't come to look at your HOUSE. ;)
did i leave my magazines there???
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