Previously, I have posted some cute little jokes that I knew would amuse my easily amusable friends. Today, I found one that would amuse even those that are not so amusable, and I knew I had to share it with all of you. Here goes:
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies. When they get to meet their maker, because of the grief they have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish each before they enter Heaven. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what her wish is. "I want to be gorgeous." So God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again."
So, the next time you are last in line...smile!
The last laugh isn't always that bad! :)
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3 comments:
that one is pretty good. i will try to remember that next time i am in the slow line at the grocery store.
HA!!!! Too funny....and Dale liked it too!!!! *yes, I did read this at work....I know, I know...my ethical values are now shot to hell!* :)
Oooh...I'd love to have the last laugh!
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